We encourage the community to trade their secure tokens with each other.
Upcycle your secure tokens on an open market like Etsy.
And check out our awesome Dumbstones for sale in our Etsy shop!
This secure token comes pre-programmed to deliver a French Macarone. Simply visit our secure form and enter the six emojii's to receive your free macroon.
Use our secure form and enter the six emojii's and help nourish our secure secondary markets. Which are based on trust!
This totally non-programmed Dumbstone is suitable for use corresponding to any single instruction. Use it to get a new pair of socks if you want!
Totally unique instruction cards, each, beautifully handmade by your nearest neighbors.
@dumbstoneDOTcomWe love to help you learn how to use the "Internet of Things".
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We love wearables! Sometimes, once a battery dies and a bit of electronics sits in a box too long, we forget how to use it. Uh O! Don't worry! We provide instructions.
Our trained experts are able to identify wearables, by using our exclusive detection doggie who stops and nibbles on any sort of watch.
Once our team identifies your object as a wearable, it is constantly bedazzled and used by our user experience designers.
The instructions are printed on a card and the new improved wearable is returned to the owner upon request.
The internet of things is looming on the horizon,
just like a terrible idea.
Imagine an infinity of beach pebbles...
all controlled via your smart {haha} phone.
We understand your troubles and can easily fix them.
We perform extensive analysis on alleged wearables and transcribe a unique Emoji instruction card for your device.
We love challenges! As long as your device seems to have electronics inside, we are down to figure out what it does.
We use cutting edge image processing algorithms to create an indestructable bond between the Emoji instruction card and your device. We test it by destroying a device and seeing if the card goes too.
Our industry leading experts always attach atleast one extra crystal to any wearables. More sparkle is always better.
If you can figure out one wearable.
You can figure out everything.
We have no idea what we are doing.
Most of the experts are trained engineers
They have a strong instinct to seek blinking lights. This is how they know things work.
I developed my engineering aptitude as a worldwide Caesar 3 champion player.
If you need to find the best developer and engineer ever. You can, once you meet me.
I wear so much connected jewelry that I routinely am unable to type because of all of the gizmos attached to my head, wrist, arms and also ankle. I do see all of the messages I am receiving.
Can I eat this?
Our service is one of a kind.
We transform your alleged wearables,
in to something you physically long for.
Get a totally different wearable by uncycling!
The instructions for each Dumbstone are unique. We print the emojii instructions on a card just for you.
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The unique ID cards represent the human capital invested in bringing the wearable technology to you.
Also available as Nail Tattoo!
Take your pick of incredible one-of-a-kind tokens that offer similar functionality as the WUB (wearable under bedazzlement), and are also pretty.
I want oneSparkling, glittering and interconnected technology that has the amazing power to make you feel always loved and connected. Who wouldn't want to try out a gizmo.
We report on the latest discoveries in wearable fun and functionality.
We work so hard inventing new uses for technology, that we have to take naps all the time.
We just received this alleged wearable into our inventory. The original owner claims the pair are intended to communicate reminders from one bracelet wearer to the other.
The original owner purchased these two bangles with the intent of wearing the pair with a matching outfit. Unhappy that when the bangles were placed on the wrist it became impossible to use the STONE watch, the bangles were sent to Dumbstone for analysis.
We have completed development of our exclusive and unique instructions. So far children as young as 6 are able to successfully create instructions for identified wearables.
We tell our Mom's which WUB belongs to which instruction card as a means of special backup. Just tweet at mom if you want to know which gizmo is yours.
Just ask @whatDoWeDoMom
Our extremely serious engineers also work for really intelligent companies like Google and SpaceX. But sometimes they are bored and play with new WUB's http://www.dumbstone.com/serious/ #javascript
Just ask us at @whatDoWeDoLogNNever trust a man to do a child's job. We love using children for tech support, because it's impossible to be mean to a six year old.
Get help with your dumbstone via @whatDoWeDoKidsUnlimited, unique things that are super connected to the internet of things.
We take your useless wearables and give you pretty and fun tokens, each which includes a unique and one-of-a-kind instruction card.
Dylan Woziackibc
Web Authority and King MemeI just wanted to tell you how amazing life is since I had all of my Gizmos fixed by dumbstone.com
- Now I understand everything!
The joy and excitement of trading my instruction cards on the secondary markets is better than the high I get from taking a bubble bath!
Diane Pierre Von Gutenberg
Individual and Independent TypeI used to be so lazy about shopping online, until I received my first Dumbstone! Now I trade online all day and sell just as much from my own shop!
Galt John
Engineer, inventor, philosopherI felt oppressed by technology until I became a independent of dumbstone.com.
After I bedazzled my first alleged wearable I regained faith in humanity.
Now I know that math really is the answer to Everything, as long as it's done in binary.
Find answers to your questions about common wearables.
We tell the truth.
You can trust us.
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Trading your useless wearables... How?
There is none. The world is a dark and dangerous place.
Use a piece of paper and write your wearables password down if you are worried that we won't be able to get into its data.
But don't worry, it's highly likely that we can get through nearly any sort of attempted protection.
Before we even figure out how to turn in on, we run the wearable through special technology that destroies any nudies. Sorry about the lost memories!
Sparkling, glittering and interconnected technology that has the amazing power to make you feel always loved and connected. Who wouldn't want to try out a gizmo.
Miss Violet handles all communications. We keep her in a box constantly surrounded by all of the wearables she uses to communicate.
If our contact form does not work, try sending yourself a message. If we have your device in our possession and have fixed it eneough so that it can communicate, we will update you on its status.
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